Clown College Commencement Speaker, 2015:
"...and this is the year we'll turn the corner in Iraq..."
posted by Fang Bastardson at 5:34 AM
Friday, January 13, 2006
"...and this is the year we'll turn the corner in Iraq..."
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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1 Comments:
I do believe you just won your own titling & caption contest.
3:06 AM
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