The Man Cub and The Best Man
posted by Fang Bastardson at 10:16 AM
Friday, December 23, 2005
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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- Christmas Away From Home (Part 1)
- This post may be monitored
- Time’s People of the Year
- That Feckless Fuck
- Old Folk Songs Never Die
- The Unbearable Blackness...
- Another Embarrassing Admission
- Remembering Pearl Harbor
- Mmmmm… Sacrelicious!
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