Wednesday, December 28, 2005
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
2 Comments:
This is the first shot where I can how much he looks like you.
And no, it's not the finger flip I'm talking about.
8:08 PM
She's right, you know. . . You get the same tense pout to your lip.
3:01 AM
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