This sort of thing just isn’t sexy when you do it. Going forward, when celebrating a close win in the public eye, please try to limit your shows of fraternal enthusiasm to the occasional pat on the ass.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 12:23 AM
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
1 Comments:
Nah, that's sweet. And should be encouraged. Dollface approves.
7:44 AM
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