Oh John Edwards…

…did you have to? This kind of thing is exactly why God gave us free internet porn (Penisbrainus 13:21). There’s no reason to involve anyone else and destroy your reputation as a boy scout, which by the way, in your case was your whole dog and pony show...

Bad, bad, bad!

(Somewhere, Hillary Clinton is gnashing her teeth that she didn’t come in second place to this guy instead of Obama.)