Sunday, August 17, 2008
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
3 Comments:
You're not thinking about giving your puppy the heave-ho, are you?
He's a puppy, that's how they are.
5:01 PM
No, as long as he doesn't go after The Boy, he's got a lifetime gig.
5:15 PM
I seem to recall you being pretty frustrated with Woody in the beginning. Just takes a lot of patience I guess.
12:32 PM
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