The Missus and the Man Cub
posted by Fang Bastardson at 3:28 PM
Sunday, January 22, 2006
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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3 Comments:
Oh my gosh! He has your smile! Soooo cute! I must hug him soon.
3:51 PM
I'll admit this much - he does have my forehead. Sorry, son...
4:04 PM
Some day that boy will have a mullet. Some day. Cute, though. Very cute.
7:13 AM
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