Wednesday, September 03, 2008
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Obi vs The Boy (part infinity of ad infinitum)
- I love the media’s new euphemism for Dumb:
- Found political comedy
- Hillary and the GOP VP
- A quick note to disgruntled Hillary voters:
- Had a pretty good parenting day today
- Note to (future) male Olympians:
- The Dream Ticket...
- Obi’s latest victim
- Fang vs Photography
2 Comments:
Little man is growing up fast. He's got that look, taking it all in.
6:02 PM
Nobody's worn a hat that well since Sinatra and JFK!
7:51 PM
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