Just can't stop the cuteness...
posted by Fang Bastardson at 12:05 PM
Friday, February 29, 2008
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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3 Comments:
Whoa. He's really starting to look like you. Cute, indeed!
1:29 PM
Well, which is it? Is he starting to look like me, or is he cute? You can't have it both ways...
1:37 PM
Dammit, Fang, if you are ever going to pass for a grown-up type, you've got to learn to take compliments. I'll try again later, when you least suspect it.
10:49 AM
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