Even in the realm of politics, can you imagine a more wretched, nakedly hubristic piece of shit than Ralph Nader, once again engaging in his quadrennial display of public masturbation?
posted by Fang Bastardson at 7:11 AM
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
5 Comments:
OMIGOD. I had the same reaction but I have to say, your explosive birdies say it better than I ever could.
12:22 PM
Oh my Gawd, I remember as a kid watching Ralph Nader on the Merv Griffin Show. Geez, makes ya miss Merv. I would sooner vote for Merv. I just may. (just getting your goat... even my kids are rooting for Obama - so no - I am still not a republican!)
-the first kath
6:24 PM
Nader: Only I can stop corporate America! We're building a movement.
[sound of crickets]
Nader: We need to send a message to the powerful special interests!
[sound of crickets yawning]
12:28 PM
Mark dowdy,
first: (please give up on comedy)
Second:
I don't get it? What was wrong with what he said? He's right... The crickets your talking about are the American people. Until you and the people wake up and stop thinking that way, nothing WILL change.
2:13 PM
Dear Anonymous,
Why must you pester me all the time? Everywhere I goes, there is Anonymous, putting words in my mouth.
I think I get Ralph's message. I campaigned for him in 2000. And I don't consider it "stealing" to run for president. The Democratic party is not entitled to left-leaning voters just because they don't suck as badly as Republicans do.
That said, Nader has shown him to be a massive egomaniac. That's why the Green Party parted ways with him.
Why must he steal votes from Cynthia McKeena?
9:33 PM
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