#37: It turns out the disguise above will, I repeat will, scare the living crap out of 2-year-old Man Cubs recovering from pneumonia.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 6:11 PM
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
4 Comments:
I'd be scared too if I were confronted by some big-headed, Robert Plant-looking dude!
6:47 PM
Take a closer look. It's a Donald Rumsfeld mask (with, admittedly, a Robert Plant-looking wig).
In my defense, it didn't scare him a year ago, or a day later...
7:11 PM
Bad daddy!
9:24 PM
That's how you looked when I met you. It was scary then too.
12:31 PM
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