Monday, December 31, 2007
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- 2007 year-end movie recommendations
- Life in Hell*
- Poor John McCain picks up Lieberman’s support :-(
- FLASH! Rock Hall of Fame Gets One Right!
- Randy Newman...
- Our First Christmas Tree
- An open letter to my right-winger friend(s)
- Houses of the Holy
- “Computers May Yield Clues About Mall Shooter”
- I’m disappointed in GW Bush (…still…)
2 Comments:
Once again, the cuteness is overwhelming. I laughed. I cried. I now wait for the sequel.
8:23 PM
okay, seriously, he has alot of focus for a kid his age (and you know I have spent a lot of time with kids and art) buy him pastels! buy him huge sheets of newsprint (cheap and fun) have fun!!!!
by the by... who is the other "kath"?
Maine rules!
9:03 AM
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