Randy Newman...
...turns a recurring theme of my inarticulate rants into art:
posted by Fang Bastardson at 12:33 PM
Friday, December 14, 2007
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Our First Christmas Tree
- An open letter to my right-winger friend(s)
- Houses of the Holy
- “Computers May Yield Clues About Mall Shooter”
- I’m disappointed in GW Bush (…still…)
- For those about to rock...
- I’m disappointed in Bill Clinton (...again...)
- Discovering Shel Silverstein
- The Phone-It-In President
- The Man Cub in Autumn
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