Friday, December 30, 2011
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
3 Comments:
Noooooooo!
10:57 AM
she says nooooo cuz that means you'll be spending more time w/ her....
I spent NYE working at an Indian casino for 19 hours and 2 1/2 of them were rocking to KC and the Sunshine Band...that's the way uh huh uh huh..
I was fired twice in 2011...so 2012 should be better....
my best to you and yours
5:21 PM
Loved reading this thank yoou
9:31 PM
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