Daniel Day-Lincoln for President!
posted by Fang Bastardson at 6:36 AM
Friday, December 02, 2011
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Just saw the year’s best film today
- In defense of a One Percenter
- The Party of Ho-Ho-Ho
- I’m being Kindergartened to death!
- Rick Perry is going, going….
- Mr. Punctuality Man:
- How I Wrecked My Halloween Vacation
- Going, going...
- The Boy’s first official school picture:
- Separated at birth?
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