Mr. Punctuality Man:
Worst. Super-power. Ever.
I’m always the first one to show up at the battle, and by the time the other heroes arrive, I’ve usually had my ass kicked but good.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 5:15 PM
Monday, October 31, 2011
Worst. Super-power. Ever.
I’m always the first one to show up at the battle, and by the time the other heroes arrive, I’ve usually had my ass kicked but good.
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- How I Wrecked My Halloween Vacation
- Going, going...
- The Boy’s first official school picture:
- Separated at birth?
- Maized And Confused
- Seven Steps to a Successful Eating Disorder
- Running to Stand Still: The American Jobs Crisis
- We have a new air missile at home...
- The annual R&RHOF rant
- A working class hero is something to be
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