Honestly...
Why would anyone want to be President now? Seriously.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 6:54 AM
Thursday, December 08, 2011
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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1 Comments:
That's pretty much what I thought in 2008, too. Though goodness knows we needed a new one then.
1:05 PM
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