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posted by Fang Bastardson at 6:45 AM
Thursday, November 19, 2009
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- A farewell to Lou Dobbs
- Pan-Generational Geek Nirvana
- Why it’s more fun to be me than to be around me [e...
- It is accomplished!
- Memo to Daddy:
- “Oh, I see you’re standing better today”
- Dr. Teeth and the electric mayhem acid test
- October, 2009 — The month in doodle:
- U2 live Sunday on YouTube!
- 11-year-old girl kicks ass on RUSH instrumental
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