Thursday, October 22, 2009
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- U2 live Sunday on YouTube!
- 11-year-old girl kicks ass on RUSH instrumental
- Hope and Gory
- Wicked Gravity: Jim Carroll 1949 – 2009
- Indefense of Roman Polanski
- Driving traffic to Sarah Palin’s Facebook page
- Closer to the Bone: Buy This Album!
- More Effortless Artistic Genius:
- Indefense of Tom Snyder
- The Jay Leno Show: would you buy that for a dollar?
2 Comments:
It seems the point could be: kids - meth will FUCK YOU UP. And that's from the people that have been there... don't let this happen to you, and stuff like that.
Thanks for making my root canal a couple of weeks ago seem like a Spiritual Retreat.
I'd say I feel your pain, but I'm glad I don't...
Ouch.
4:29 PM
hey - I was trying to comment on a different post - about teeth...
4:30 PM
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