Wednesday, September 30, 2009
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Indefense of Tom Snyder
- The Jay Leno Show: would you buy that for a dollar?
- Hey kids, let’s put on a Race War!
- In praise of Sinead O’Connor
- Dave Letterman re: 9/11. So say we all!
- Rep. Joe Wilson: Your 2009 GOP At-a-Glance
- My son is my hero (or: Apologies to Johnny Cash)
- BoyToy–at-large
- Another transparent excuse to post pictures of my son
- “Did Ted Kennedy Go To Heaven?”
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