Rush doesn't have 'groupies!' They have fans and we don't even have a cool nickname for ourselves like 'Deadheads' or anything. On the other hand, your average Rush fan definitely fits a profile specific to this band's fan base...
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
3 Comments:
GOOD LORD. Thanks for the mind-job.
12:30 PM
Had to forward this to one of my husband's colleagues who is a serious Rush groupie. Amazing.
2:03 PM
Rush doesn't have 'groupies!' They have fans and we don't even have a cool nickname for ourselves like 'Deadheads' or anything. On the other hand, your average Rush fan definitely fits a profile specific to this band's fan base...
3:07 PM
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