What can I say? This fucking kite tried to kill me today. But for my cat-like reflexes you might have been reading this post in the obituaries tomorrow.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 12:41 PM
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
6 Comments:
Ah, man. It's been one rough Monday, but this video? The only laugh I've had yet today!!
Thanks!
2:18 PM
I was laughing even before the kite-hit began. Just the idea of you + fresh air + exercise is enough.
6:25 PM
Dave accused me of frolicking!!
6:29 PM
The video clearly shows the person holding the kite neglected to unfurl the tail of said kite. So don't go trying to pin any homicide charges on me.
6:32 PM
I was a fish out of water! You should have been protecting me...
6:40 PM
That was a good laugh. Glad no one died. The kid seemed to be having a good time.
7:35 PM
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