Thursday, April 16, 2009
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Leonard Cohen had no choice
- On Death, Dying and Impotent Men of Steel
- WWJWD?
- You know you’re getting old when…
- FLASH: George W. Bush to pen memoir!
- “How cool is it to ride on Air Force One?”
- Art for Art’s sake (and other issues of mine)
- “You’re gonna miss us when we’re gone!”
- Here To Help…® This Week: Dave Matthews
- Jail is too good for Bernie Madoff
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