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Shepard Smith, what are you doing working for Fox News?
posted by Fang Bastardson at 8:37 AM
Friday, April 24, 2009
Shepard Smith, what are you doing working for Fox News?
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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- First Photo
- The Pleasure Machine
- Robot Holocaust [1]
- Leonard Cohen had no choice
- On Death, Dying and Impotent Men of Steel
- WWJWD?
- You know you’re getting old when…
- FLASH: George W. Bush to pen memoir!
4 Comments:
He's not listening to your question. He's too busy being awesome.
9:11 AM
Yeah, I've heard this on the radio a bunch of times. Despite what you probably think, I believe Fox is cool enough with divergent points of view to let him stick around.
10:08 AM
I’m sure Fox News is loving the publicity and the cover it affords them when accused of being right-wing biased. It’s telling that Smith has to distance himself from torture and weeping goons like Glenn Beck to prove he’s not a right-winger, though.
10:09 AM
I'm just so fond of the too-little-too-late comment that he mumbles afterward:
"Ooops."
4:20 PM
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