The Pleasure Machine

Speaking of “Robot Holocaust…”

A lot of people have speculated that Ed Woods’ craptacular “Plan 9 From Outer Space” is the worst movie of all time. That can only be because they’ve never seen 1986’s “Robot Holocaust.” It makes ‘Plan Nine’ look like “Godfather 2.”

My first argument is the film’s big sex scene between a voluptuous young woman who suffers from either a speech impediment or only a phonetic understanding of her lines (it’s hard to say which), two partially-clad mimes, a phone booth and flashing lights: