The Best Thing I'll Ever Do:
posted by Fang Bastardson at 11:42 PM
Sunday, October 21, 2007
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Let the eagle soar!
- Caption Contest!
- “I’M Spartacus!”
- In Defense of Government-Funded and –Run Programs
- I Love “Life” (the new TV show, not mine per se)
- Why I still love Bill Clinton
- The Man Cub’s latest masterpiece:
- Livebloggus Interruptus
- There is no cow but “Cow”…
- “Jesus, W and Dale Earnhardt walk onto a cloud…”
1 Comments:
My God, he's getting so big! So handsome! You done very, very well, Fang.
10:58 AM
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