Monday, October 01, 2007
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Livebloggus Interruptus
- There is no cow but “Cow”…
- “Jesus, W and Dale Earnhardt walk onto a cloud…”
- September 11, 2001
- “The Johnny Cash Show,” The Man Cub and Me
- Only two more shopping days till 9/11!
- Ted Nugent; why I still love him anyhow
- The Man Cub and The Other Bad Barber
- And then there were…?
- The Historical-Recidivist-in-Chief takes a hit
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