Caption Contest!
(Posted here only because Mark had to pull his blog down because he’s looking for a job)
posted by Fang Bastardson at 8:12 AM
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
(Posted here only because Mark had to pull his blog down because he’s looking for a job)
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- “I’M Spartacus!”
- In Defense of Government-Funded and –Run Programs
- I Love “Life” (the new TV show, not mine per se)
- Why I still love Bill Clinton
- The Man Cub’s latest masterpiece:
- Livebloggus Interruptus
- There is no cow but “Cow”…
- “Jesus, W and Dale Earnhardt walk onto a cloud…”
- September 11, 2001
- “The Johnny Cash Show,” The Man Cub and Me
6 Comments:
So, this is your first time?
11:49 AM
"So, this is your first time?"
Nah, he's a Republican!
12:00 PM
"Well, here goes another shot at trying to find where Osama came from.."
~cousin mike
8:07 AM
"I'm going to use two fingers, so you won't have to wait for a second opinion."
~The Last Boy Scout
3:15 PM
"Wait a minute, I thought this was a meat-packers convention!"
11:45 PM
"Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney eager awaits a meet and greet with representations from the Log Cabin Republicans."
10:18 PM
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