Cry havok and let slip the dogs of war!
Oh wait, we already did that….
Now that we can, we need to investigate how, why and who let those puppies out to begin with.
Ready, set – subpoena!
posted by Fang Bastardson at 12:31 AM
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
Now that we can, we need to investigate how, why and who let those puppies out to begin with.
Ready, set – subpoena!
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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3 Comments:
I lamented Ohio's dumbshit role in the 2004 election, becoming the next Florida. It lasted on the local news for AGES. Now that honor belongs to Virginia and MONTANA of all places. Ha! Every state needs to experience that news glut waiting game!
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I went to bed early in 2004, thinking we'd won. Same in 2000. SHIT! So I was up WAAAY late last night. And the girls are sick with colds. At least the staying up late seems to have produced a good result this time, as if my decision to stay up part bedtime had anything to do with it........
Allen took the stage about 11pm and sounded like a loser - literally. Talking about recounts and hanging in there. Some victories will be just so much sweeter, that butthole. Webb took the stage and yelled! Quite a difference. Oh, and Foley, Santorum and Delay were also pretty sweet :)
6:59 AM
I also got prematurely optimistic the last couple go-rounds. But the pundits on Fox News were all seriously gloom & doom by around 5pm PST last night and my spirits began to rebound. (I always turn to Fox News during elections and Republican scandals. The way they ‘play’ those kind of stories is always a trustworthy bellwether, being hard-wired into the White House as they are.)
And yes, the individual triumphs are especially sweet, especially Spankmoron. What a reprehensible, small-minded, frightened, gay-bashing fuck. Watch for Bush to reward him with a cabinet post ala John Ashcroft. Either that, or the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
And holy Christ, can you believe Doolittle is hanging onto his seat in California? Jeezus Please-us! What does a Republican skell have to do to get thrown out of Congress? Oh, that’s right – get caught being gay.
8:36 AM
"What does a Republican skell have to do to get thrown out of Congress? Oh, that’s right – get caught being gay."
My guy Jim Leach went down. And he was a cool Republican. Very liberal. Voted against the war.
But he was still a Republican, and that was enough to end a 30-something year career in Congress.
I've been following the polls obsessively, but yesterday's results are still quite surprising. Not one Democratic incumbent loss. Not one.
When do we get to see George pout about this?!?
9:00 AM
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