Tuesday, October 10, 2006

CAPTION CONTEST!

Dumbleyou and Mark Foley discussing the size of ...

Ready, set: SNARK!

8 Comments:

Blogger ClizBiz said...

W: "I swear, it's this long! Ask Laura! Better yet, ask Condi!"

Foley: "Well, the word on the Page Boy circuit is 'Micro' but you can certainly dream."

Michael Brown: "What's going on? What are you guys talking about? Are we going out to eat soon?"

2:52 PM

 
Anonymous john in boston said...

discussing the size of...

...the youngest boymeat they've ever had.

4:32 PM

 
Blogger Howard said...

Foley: "You should have seen the one that got away from ME."

4:51 PM

 
Blogger trillwing said...

Bush: "We now have control of THIS much of Baghdad."

Foley: R U hard?

5:21 PM

 
Blogger Tamburlaine said...

Bush: I'm telling you, Mark -- Saddam is hung! He's this big!
Foley: You're shitting!
Bush: No! Not even! Bigger than Dick's dick even. So we had to invade, knowing that Saddamn had at least one WMD.
Foley (aside): I wonder if Saddam masturbates on his belly like my little Ganymede does ...
Bush: You there, Mark?
Foley: Wha? Oh! Yes! Stay the course, sir! Stay the course!
Bush: You know I will. [winking] Everyone knows how -- he he he -- firm I am in my resolve.
Foley: Oh stop it you tease!

12:30 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bush: Little heathen babies THIS big are mercilessly slaughtered every
day in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Foley: Their dicks must be THIS small when hard....wonder if they're
old enough to IM yet.

~Cuz N

7:17 AM

 
Anonymous Atul said...

Foley: I hardly got away with this much of these pedophilic text messages before I got caught.

Bush: And I got away with this much WMD and Iraq war stuff before people started catching on.

9:48 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mark: If you could help me this much I can beat this, George.

George: Dang it, Markie, you're gonna have to fall on your sword, for the Party. Ain't that right, Brownie?

6:04 AM

 

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