Damn You John McCain…

You’ve become just another mealy-mouthed political huckster. I know you think it’s the politically expedient thing to do, but what we used to like about you was that you weren’t a cookie-cutter political whore.

Guys like me used to say, “Although I disagree with maybe 90% of his policy decisions, I respect the man.” But that was before this latest round of media appearances tossing W’s salad with apparent zeal and enthusiasm.

I get that you’re trying to survive the Republican primaries so you can tack to the middle in the general election, but all this Bush-coddling, South-Dakota-abortion-ban-endorsing is going to come back to bite you on the ass big-time in the unlikely event you do make it to the nomination.

We will remember.

Now I hear you're scheduled to give the commencement address at Jerry Falwell’s Liberty Baptist college next month, after righteously lambasting him by name in 2000, along with Pat Robertson, as an "agent of intolerance." Dude, when did you become such a hypocrite? Can you put your finger on the exact moment you decided to sell out?

Christ on a sidecar, is there nobody in government that people of good conscience can respectfully disagree with anymore?