Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Re-Arranging the Deck Chairs….

Or “Putting the ‘Dumb’ in Dumbleyou.”

So W’s continuing plummeting poll numbers have finally forced him to do something he hates doing – making any kind of change (it implies his initial decision might have been something less than completely and totally divinely inspired).

In response to said poll numbers, and the rising cries from within his own party for Change they have occasioned, Team Dumbass has huddled up and decided the way to staunch the bloodflow is to replace one WASPy White House insider with another. Let’s take the Treasury Dude – longtime W loyalist and Rove toady – and swap him for Chief of Staff Dude (longtime W loyalist and Rove toady) – voila! Problem solved!

I haven’t seen this kind of seismic, impactful administration shakeup since Moe and Larry kicked Shemp to the curb and brought in Curley Joe.

Wow, this is going to change EVERYTHING!!!!

Yeah, I definitely should have gone with “Putting the ‘Dumb’ in Dumbleyou.”

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