Cheney accidentally shoots fellow hunter
This tragedy could have been averted if it hadn't been for all those wartime deferments; the Veep might have learned the proper care and handling of weapons!
posted by Fang Bastardson at 1:59 PM
Sunday, February 12, 2006
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3 Comments:
It's a little known fact that the big Dick and I went to the same high school, just separated by several decades. Yup! Natrona County High School has a nice framed photo of the VP, an indoor rifle range, and a mandatory hunter safety class. Maybe that's new.
12:39 PM
Regarding Tamburlaine's criticism about the lack of sportsmanlike behavior on the Veep's part (ie: the shooting of "wingless ducktards"), it's important to remember - it's not about the shooting, it's about the killing.
8:35 AM
In Wyoming, I was told stories about his lack of interest in the meat of his kill. He'd rather throw the flesh away and just mount the head.
Because of this, in Wyoming, he not considered a True Sportsman. From today's Casper Star Tribune: "The wildlife department issued a report Monday that found the main factor contributing to the accident was a "hunter's judgment factor." No other secondary factors were found to have played a role."
D-oh!
1:40 PM
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