Greetings from The Land Of The Giants
posted by Fang Bastardson at 8:18 AM
Saturday, February 04, 2012
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Young Billy Maher brings home a Scarlet Letter
- The day the circus (finally) left town
- Snow Day From Hell
- Future-Ninja Daddy
- The Craftslete sleeps tonight
- The World: 1, Sweetness: Zero
- Sabbatical
- My own private Christmas in Idaho
- The resident artist is on a roll...
- Honestly...
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