Balloon-makers on crack, exhibit A:
posted by Fang Bastardson at 9:25 AM
Monday, July 26, 2010
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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1 Comments:
oh...i've been wondering how you were doing and feeling lonely in ca without you guys...so sorry that you're under a black cloud right now...wanna send The Boy to visit me for a while??????
7:09 PM
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