Or: Let’s quit bellyaching and just do this fucking thing. The Boy’s had the right attitude all along…
posted by Fang Bastardson at 6:19 AM
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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1:19 AM
I recommend clicking on all three versions at the same time for ONE BIG IDAHO MASH-UP.
1:21 AM
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