Saturday, October 18, 2008
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
2 Comments:
Dang! That's a great visual! Very encouraging.
12:33 PM
A visual of what 100,000 people looks like. Coronavirus has claimed over 100,000 lives in the USA. May God rest their souls. ����
3:28 AM
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