Wednesday, October 01, 2008
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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- The banking crisis: My Theory
- In defense of Sarah Palin
- Flash: McCain Bails on Prez. Debate!
- Clay Aiken is gay??
- Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief...
- McCain/Palin: GOP Lawmakers and Lawbreakers
- Man, I feel sorry for John McCain
- “Dad, it’s over.”
- Sept. 11 and 12 – Heroes Remembered and Exploited
- What is the sound of one tooth gnashing?
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Sweeet!
DD
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