Dreamboat Annie*
…Cyborg Annie? Replicant Annie? Annie of the Borg…?This is your politics on drugs: A cautionary tale.
Is it libelous to accuse someone of being a rapacious, soulless, lying, contemptible media whore? I know the C-word is certainly as apropos when discussing she-whose-name–will-not-deface-my-blog, but as a gentleman, I will leave it to the ladies to cast that richly-deserved stone. I don't think it’s considered libel if it can be proved, and the hateful shrew is kind enough to repeatedly spew her putrescence in public in front of TV cameras (to wild applause from good, Christian, Values Voters crowds, of course), so I think my ass is covered, legally. Personally, I think “libel” is soft-peddling what she does for a living, but maybe I'm just being all sensitive and faggoty...
But gosh, she’s awfully clever at pushing buttons. I’m sure her book sales bump among the hateful – uh, I mean faithful – will more than make up for any loss of ad revenue her site suffers as a result of her latest media contretemps.
Personally, I’m with Keith Olberman, who consistently refers to Dreamboat Annie as a comedian, as opposed to a person to be regarded seriously by serious people. Take your standard National Socialist template (bet Annie’s not crazy about the Jews, either), add 20 pounds of pancake makeup, a blonde fright wig and increase the penis length (and girth) by about half and you’ve got your basic Dreamboat Annie model, ca. T-800.
Just the same, I say God bless America for granting AC the right to be just as vile and reprehensible as she calculates her mouth-breathing audience will lap up. Let the market prevail and the chips fall where they may. “Attention, Wal-Mart shoppers...”
*Apologies to ’70s arena rockers Heart.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 12:51 AM
3 Comments:
Yikes! Where did you find that photo? That would make a great Halloween mask.
Thanks for posting on this Fang, so I don't have to write about it, except to make a few points.
1. The audience at CPAC was skewed towards a younger demographic.
2. Panty-flashing Annie was the headline act at the convention, the person (I use the term loosely here) these young Republicans were most eager to see.
3. Their response? A Republican "Right on!"
4. This is the future of the Republican party.
5:46 AM
You are a gentleman, indeed. So much more eloquent than I. So pleased to hear that C**tface has lost some $$ over this. (Alarminging that major companies have no idea where their ads are being seen.)
Dowdy - of all people - is telling me to calm the fuck down but I would still like to throw a sharp rock at her head.
12:50 PM
OK, for years now, I have maintained that Ann C. is a man. No one with a voice that low and an Adam's apple that pronounced is a woman. The fembot thing just works for him. George Will confirmed it this week. Listen carefully.
9:56 AM
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