Yet another sure sign of the coming apocalypse:
posted by Fang Bastardson at 12:59 AM
Saturday, August 26, 2006
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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2 Comments:
Oh my gawwddd!
That Alaa Abu al-Shmuckmie
is such a babe!!!!
I nearly had a gazubasham when
I saw him!!!!!
K of ME
4:39 PM
As IF! Alaa Abu al-Haija is the cute one! Methinks you've got your burka on too tight, girlfriend.
3:28 PM
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