I thought making this was a geeky waste of time...
posted by Fang Bastardson at 8:52 AM
Friday, August 18, 2006
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- “Step away from the library paste…”
- Our Repugnant President v The Rule of Law
- The Vacationer-In-Chief
- “In this corner, the Sons of Abraham…”
- I wish I had said that...
- Hyatt San Jose – Low-Tech, Overpriced Shit Hole
- Found Comedy
- Me, The Missus and Bobby McGee
- The Hypocrisy Test
- The Hubris of King George (Part #Infinity)
2 Comments:
Oh my gawddd!
I miss Godzilla!!!!
Hey has anyone heard from Mothra lately?
What is he up to.
K of Me
10:32 AM
You and me, Fang, we are no longer speaking.
I can't believe you made me watch that and while listening to some kid's piano recital.
11:44 AM
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