The Vacationer-In-Chief

Hey, if it’s August, it must be time for Dumbleyou to head to his Texas truck farm for some serious brush-clearing – this from no less an authority on the White House agenda than Fox News.

Well, it’s been a busy July. Standing back and actively declining to take peace-making action while Israel kills hundreds of civilians – and the occasional Hezbollah soldier – with bombs he fast-tracked to them; making a howling ass of himself on the world stage at the G8, fondling the German Chancellor and talking smack with a mouth full of food on an open mic to lapdog Tony Blair; high-fiving his homies in the House when they tacked on a $753 billion reduction in the estate tax to a piddling minimum wage increase bill; using the Constitution as toilet paper with his hundreds of ‘signing statements,’ negating the implementation of bills passed by his own Congress; poor people dying in droves in the heat wave at least partially caused by the global warming he doesn’t even believe exists (sorry, no Biblical citation about global warming, must not be real) … no wonder our cute little president is so darned Bushed.

Mission Accomplished! Have a nice vacation.

And remember, if any Presidential Daily Briefings cross your path about imminent al Qaeda assaults in America, make sure you get your political team together asap to brainstorm how to use the attack you fail to stop to shore up your bogus cred as our infallible national protector and stick it to the impotent Dems. After all, those pesky mid-term elections are right around the corner and right now you’re about as popular with the American people as a chronic case of diarrhea.

Come to think of it, I bet all you’d need is one more 9/11-type attack and your last couple years could be the free ride with Congress and the media that your first few years were! It could turn out to be a great vacation after all!

Postscript: USA Today reports that W has had to cut his vacation this year back to just ten days. Ten days! Why, that’s barely enough time to ignore indigent hurricane victims! There oughtta be a law – and that would be one the President might actually obey.