You are incorrect, my friend. I was praising Will for his wit, even though it hurt. He's like a modern-day, right-wing Oscar Wilde. Endlessly quotable.
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
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I take it you don't agree....that your man actually DID something to earn this award which by the way was given to Yasar Arafat
2:36 PM
You are incorrect, my friend. I was praising Will for his wit, even though it hurt. He's like a modern-day, right-wing Oscar Wilde. Endlessly quotable.
2:44 PM
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