Wednesday, August 26, 2009
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
3 Comments:
Amen.
7:27 AM
I was listening to Bruce's 'Terry's Song' this morning and think it fits Senator Kennedy's passing just perfectly.
1:37 PM
Yeah, that song is gonna be played at funerals from now till they stop singing songs at funerals.
2:18 PM
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