Whether it’s for a friend, family member or a beloved icon of our celebrity firmament, no one says “There’s a better home a-waitin’” more earnestly than The Man In Black.
posted by Fang Bastardson at 8:40 AM
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
1 Comments:
I'm not saying I'm on board with the whole heaven and hell thing, but if there are such options in the end, something tells me that the child molester was given an express ride to the fire pit. There may be peace in the valley, but it's still hot in the canyon.
12:48 PM
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