Bruce: All is forgiven!
posted by Fang Bastardson at 3:42 PM
Friday, January 30, 2009
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Man walks into a doctor’s office…
- Stressed and depressed
- Mission Accomplished.
- Thank you, Pete Seeger
- Fashions Crimes and Misdemeanors
- “Democracy” poised for a comeback?
- I am a military family now
- President Bush’s Farewell Address:
- Potty-training update: The Poppie Also Rises
- The Negotiator
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