Saturday, November 01, 2008
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- Ba-Rocking the Vote (by absentee ballot)
- Schadenfreude Today: Ted Stevens convicted
- Real-life adjacent CNN.com headlines:
- This is what 8 dolts look like:
- This is what 100,000 people look like:
- Forming a more perfect union (a work-in-progress)
- Disenabling Evil
- First Photo!
- Kudos to McCain!
- Come on up!
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