The Non-Obligatory Fathers Day Post
My son, the artist, drew me a picture of Satan himself for Fathers Day, while Johnny and June Carter Cash sing about the Lord in the background. Enjoy!
posted by Fang Bastardson at 5:46 PM
Sunday, June 15, 2008
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- The annual Father’s Day post
- Tim Russert recalled to the home office
- The Last Great Woody Photograph
- Learning to hate on Hillary
- When Geeks Breed
- Summer Movies (Part 1)
- Honoring our vets?
- 60 seconds of bad-assitude
- Where Woody Went
- Where Woody Go
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