For those about to rock...
We salute you!
posted by Fang Bastardson at 8:13 AM
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
About Me
- Name: Fang Bastardson
- Location: Nowheresville, Kansas
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
Previous Posts
- I’m disappointed in Bill Clinton (...again...)
- Discovering Shel Silverstein
- The Phone-It-In President
- The Man Cub in Autumn
- Why We Write (or don’t, as the case may be)
- Man, how much does NBC’s “Heroes” suck?
- Happy Veterans Day
- Somebody broke into our car last night!
- A Kill of Beans
- Dinosaur ROAR!!
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The Man Cub, he growls.
12:05 PM
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