From Madonna’s set at Live Earth (which I’m only now getting around to fast-forwarding through):
posted by Fang Bastardson at 10:19 AM
Born in the wild to Canadian Timberwolves, Fang was wrestled from his mother's teat at an early age and placed in the custody of a government sponsored think tank in New York City. He escaped at age seven by gnawing off a doo-claw and has been riding a wave of self-righteous indignation to Nowheresville, baby, ever since. He is currently enjoying being a PhD (by marriage), but on the advice of his attorney has refused all comment except to assert an apparently deeply-held conviction that frozen strawberries should be thawed, not microwaved.
1 Comments:
God, no kidding. Unless all audience buttocks are hooked up to some sort of Ass-Powered Energy Turbine, this won't help.
3:21 PM
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